Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

The Tennessee Titans have picked up Randy Moss.  This guy must be a realtor's dream come true.


So Randy Moss ends up in Tennessee.  I can now see the pattern developing.  Randy Moss never wanted to play football.  He wanted to be a country singer.

Bristol Palin says she forgot to mail back her absentee ballot to Alaska.  Aw hell, as long as she votes Republican, she can send it to Florida.  They'll count it.

Bristol's still a little confused on how to vote.  She thinks you hold up paddles with the candidates's score.


After eight months in a New York prison, rapper Lil Wayne was to be released this morning. However, a corrections officer says that his time was miscalculated and he has to spend at least one more day behind bars.  If they keep him much longer, he'll have to change his name to Big Wayne.


In Spain, a 10-year old girl has given birth.  Baby and infant are doing fine.


Wow!  A 10-year old giving birth.  Well, at least her mother won't have to buy her a doll for Christmas.


Boy, just when you think you're getting out of diapers.



10 years old and giving birth!  There hasn't been anyone that small in the stirrups since the Kentucky Derby.


...................and thanks for reading, folks!

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Today is Election Day 2010.  I've got a few jokes for you here and you can find plenty more today on your ballot as well as on Fox News.

The Minnesota Vikings announced yesterday that they are waiving receiver Randy Moss.   The White House announced that it considers this a Republican ploy to raise the unemployment numbers just before the election.

Hiring Randy Moss wasn't the worst thing Minnesota has done.  Remember, this is the state that gave Congress Michele Bachman.

Better Homes and Gardens is anxiously awaiting election results in California.  If Prop 19 passes, they're immediately going to press with a special issue on tips for growing marijuana in your own back yard.

The Farmers Almanac is already giving advice on the best moon phase for planting marijuana. 


Last night, the San Francisco Giants won the World Series, or as it was called. the Nobody in the World Watched Series.


The World Series went by so fast, it reminded Conan O'Brien of his time as host of The Tonight Show.

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Last week, the Minnesota Vikings fined star receiver Randy Moss $25,000 for making himself unavailable to the media.   I'd be willing to give Sarah Palin $25,000 to make herself unavailable to the media.


Sarah Palin says she might run for president in 2012 "if there's nobody else to do it".  You know, like if Abraham Lincoln's not available.

Last night on Fox News with Greta Von Sustern, Sarah Palin sharply criticized the current state of journalism.   Of course she was in pretty safe company making her remarks on Fox, where there are no journalists.

Sarah Palin says that her new show on TLC documents Alaska and it is not a reality series.  As a matter of fact, any series that requires Sarah Palin to speak could not be considered reality. 

On Saturday, Daily Show's Jon Stewart was in Washington to host his Rally to Restore Sanity.  It obviously had no effect on Charlie Sheen.

The San Francisco Giants beat the Texas Rangers last night to take a 3 -1 lead in the World Series.  The Giants can finish the series in five games.  Over at NBC, Jimmy Smits only needed four to finish his series, "Outlaw".

Former President George W. Bush was at the game to throw out the first pitch.  He also declared that the Rangers had weapons of mass destruction, but as usual, he was wrong.