The Tennessee Titans have picked up Randy Moss. This guy must be a realtor's dream come true.
So Randy Moss ends up in Tennessee. I can now see the pattern developing. Randy Moss never wanted to play football. He wanted to be a country singer.
Bristol Palin says she forgot to mail back her absentee ballot to Alaska. Aw hell, as long as she votes Republican, she can send it to Florida. They'll count it.
Bristol's still a little confused on how to vote. She thinks you hold up paddles with the candidates's score.
After eight months in a New York prison, rapper Lil Wayne was to be released this morning. However, a corrections officer says that his time was miscalculated and he has to spend at least one more day behind bars. If they keep him much longer, he'll have to change his name to Big Wayne.
In Spain, a 10-year old girl has given birth. Baby and infant are doing fine.
Wow! A 10-year old giving birth. Well, at least her mother won't have to buy her a doll for Christmas.
Boy, just when you think you're getting out of diapers.
10 years old and giving birth! There hasn't been anyone that small in the stirrups since the Kentucky Derby.
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