Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

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Prop 19, which would have legalized marijuana in California, didn't pass in Tuesday's elections.  Too many voters in favor of it never got around to voting.  They just stood there in the booth, reading the ballot and going, "Oh wowww!"


Our three astronauts up there on the International Space Station voted yesterday.  Aren't you glad you're not in their precinct?


Harry Reid won the U.S. senate race in Nevada against Sharron Angle.  They say they think Angle received only 30% of the vote from Hispanics but they weren't sure...the voters could have been Asian.


Write in candidate Lisa Murkowski is doing well in Alaska's election   On Alaska's ballot,  there are three different ways to vote.  You can make an X, you can write in the name of a candidate,  or you can dial 1-800-868-3407 to vote for Bristol Palin and her dancing partner Mark Ballas. 




California governor Arnold Schwarznegger has placed a ban on using a welfare debit card to pay for consultations with psychics.  He might as well just ban the psychics since California doesn't have a future anyway.



Madame Tussaud's in New York has unveiled a wax figure of Taylor Swift.  Beautiful!  I haven't seen a wax job like that since the nude version of The Coneheads.


In New York, the Knicks-Magic game was postponed at the Garden last night after chunks of debris and dust was seen falling from the ceiling.  Turns out it was just Charlie Sheen climbing the walls and trashing the place.



Maintenance officials at the Garden climbed into the rafters to check out the source of the falling debris.  And while they were up there they discovered one of David Letterman's secret bedrooms.