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Today is Election Day 2010. I've got a few jokes for you here and you can find plenty more today on your ballot as well as on Fox News.
The Minnesota Vikings announced yesterday that they are waiving receiver Randy Moss. The White House announced that it considers this a Republican ploy to raise the unemployment numbers just before the election.
Hiring Randy Moss wasn't the worst thing Minnesota has done. Remember, this is the state that gave Congress Michele Bachman.
Better Homes and Gardens is anxiously awaiting election results in California. If Prop 19 passes, they're immediately going to press with a special issue on tips for growing marijuana in your own back yard.
The Farmers Almanac is already giving advice on the best moon phase for planting marijuana.
Last night, the San Francisco Giants won the World Series, or as it was called. the Nobody in the World Watched Series.
The World Series went by so fast, it reminded Conan O'Brien of his time as host of The Tonight Show.
Last night, the San Francisco Giants won the World Series, or as it was called. the Nobody in the World Watched Series.
The World Series went by so fast, it reminded Conan O'Brien of his time as host of The Tonight Show.
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