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The Pope is now Tweeting.....and at 142 characters, these will be the shortest sermons in the history of the Catholic Church.
It makes sense for the Pope to use Twitter....if you'll notice, Twitter's logo even looks a little like the Holy Spirit.
Michele Bachmann says she's not going to get into a "mud wrestling fight" with Sarah Palin. Now wait a minute, that could be a GOP event that Democrats might even pay to watch.
Tom Petty asked Michele Bachmann to stop playing his song "American Girl" at her rallies. Yet she played it again yesterday in South Carolina, but only for 29 seconds....which is all the longer she's given any thought to what she says at her rallies.
Of course, when President Obama speaks, he can fill in 29 seconds with just one "uhhhhh".
According to a new report, one-third of Americans live with pain. The other two-thirds make over $250, 000 a year.
Charlie Sheen says that to get into the role of a baseball pitcher for the movie "Major League", he pumped himself full of steroids. Well, at least that explains his big head.
After using all those steroids, Charlie has been operating under the assumption that he really is two-and-a-half men.
As part of her probation, Linday Lohan is being required to take a shoplifters' alternative class. Today she learned her first alternative to shoplifting...armed robbery.
The current cover of Newsweek shows an artist's concept of what Princess Diana would look like at 50. Inside the magazine, it shows what Camilla would look like at 95. Wait a minute, that's an actual photo of Camilla!
Camilla's photos are always touched up. You can tell....the face has been hairbrushed.
......all for now and thanks for reading!
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