Northern China was hit the other day by ferocious sandstorms. In the United States, we just call that "kids hitting the beach for spring break".
Well, Pope Benedict XVI celebrated Palm Sunday in St. Peter's Square amid the palm-waving crowds. The Vatican couldn't come up with a donkey for the pope to ride but that's okay. The pope's quite capable of making ass out of himself.
In Middleton, Wisconsin, the Benedictine nuns have built a solar-powered monastery. They wanted to show the Pope that Catholics are tired of being kept in the dark.
Sarah Palin appeared at a Tea Party rally in Nevada where she told her audience that Senator Harry Reid has some explaining to do over his vote for Health Reform. Using gambling rhetoric, Palin said that Reid needs to be told that the future of this country " is not a crapshoot". No, crapshoot is what you get whenever Sarah Palin opens her mouth.
The Tea Party rally in Nevada is being billed as a conservative Woodstock. And it looks like they've already been into the brown acid.
The full slate of Major League regular season baseball games get underway the day after Easter. That means the Cubs still have over a week to stay tied for first place.
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- Wendel Potter
- My writing career took off in 1979 and it continues to roll. I've written comedy for Joan Rivers, Jay Leno, Rodney Dangerfield, and the Yakov Smirnoff Show. I was a weekly columnist for a Nebraska newspaper for 10 years. Several of my short stories have been published in a national magazine, Woman's World. This blog is a return to old columns dear to my heart and new essays that are currently ideas on a close horizon. I hope we can become friends.
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Sunday, March 28, 2010
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