Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

The American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists are now saying that most women in their 20s don't need to get a pap smear annually. After the confusion over the mammogram report this week, I did want to make sure they hadn't misspelled the word "annually".


A Russian cruise ship carrying 100 passengers has freed itself from ice in Antarctica. A cruise to Antarctica....the Russians really know how to get away from it all.


One of the passengers on the ship told a reporter, "All we were trying to do was get to Branson to see Yakov Smirnoff."


Another passenger said, "Next time we're taking a cruise along the Bering Sea. They say if you use binoculars you can see Sarah Palin's house."


Thousands of people lined up for a "Going Rogue" book signing in Michigan on Tuesday. That means that Sarah Palin actually wrote more in her book on Tuesday than she did before it was published.


Sarah Palin announced that she's quitting her book tour. She said, "I'm not going to sign any more books because I'm not going to write a second book and my fans would be hampered by my presence being shackled to an author's desk."


Oprah Winfrey announced today that she will be ending her talk show. See what an hour with Sarah Palin will do to you?

Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

The Stanford Cardinal routed the USC Trojans yesterday, 55-21. The headline in the newspaper of the Catholic Archdiocese of Los Angeles read: Cardinal Says No To Trojan Defense.


The weather has been chilly in LA lately. As a matter of fact, it was so cold yesterday that Pete Carroll and Matt Barkley were scraping frost off their haloes.


The Iranian Speaker of Parliament says that President Obama is no better than George W. Bush. Finally, Iran must be getting the message that we're all equal.


In her book, Going Rogue, Sarah Palin claims that Katie Couric's interview questions were repetitive and biased. But by golly, Sarah kept up with her. She had the answers to match.


It's the opinion of many that Sarah Palin will be the front-runner for the Republican nomination for the presidency in 2012. She could even end up winning the election. Hey, maybe the Mayan calendar is right.


Sarah Palin told Barbara Walters that she was devastated when she found out that her daughter, Bristol, was pregnant. She even went so far as to blame the Democrats because all the sticks were blue.


Broadway sources say that the new Spiderman musical has a $52 million budget. 52 million for Spiderman! That's 6-1/2 million bucks a leg.


On Friday night, Bruce Springsteen was performing at a concert in Michigan, but he greeted the crowd with "Hello Ohio!" and repeatedly made references to the Buckeye State before his guitarist, Steven Van Zandt, whispered to him that they were in Michigan. Of course, Bruce apologized. Then he introduced Van Zandt as Stevie Ray Vaughan.


Jon Gosselin is now suing TLC, the network that produces Jon&Kate Plus Eight. He says TLC broke child labor laws. Jon claims that he had to work more hours than the law allows for a child.