Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

The American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists are now saying that most women in their 20s don't need to get a pap smear annually. After the confusion over the mammogram report this week, I did want to make sure they hadn't misspelled the word "annually".


A Russian cruise ship carrying 100 passengers has freed itself from ice in Antarctica. A cruise to Antarctica....the Russians really know how to get away from it all.


One of the passengers on the ship told a reporter, "All we were trying to do was get to Branson to see Yakov Smirnoff."


Another passenger said, "Next time we're taking a cruise along the Bering Sea. They say if you use binoculars you can see Sarah Palin's house."


Thousands of people lined up for a "Going Rogue" book signing in Michigan on Tuesday. That means that Sarah Palin actually wrote more in her book on Tuesday than she did before it was published.


Sarah Palin announced that she's quitting her book tour. She said, "I'm not going to sign any more books because I'm not going to write a second book and my fans would be hampered by my presence being shackled to an author's desk."


Oprah Winfrey announced today that she will be ending her talk show. See what an hour with Sarah Palin will do to you?