Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

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In Texas, Willie Nelson has been busted for possession of marijuana.  Turns out that Willie's pig tails are actually made of hemp.

President and Mrs. Obama appeared on a Barbara Walters' special Friday night on ABC.  Barbara said it was her way of doing something for Black Friday.

Did you stand in line on Black Friday for those middle of the night specials? Do you know what  the biggest seller of the day was?  Caffeine.

The new Disney film, "Tangled", came in second at the box office this weekend after making 49 million dollars.  It could have done better but that's what they get when those mall theaters sell tickets at half price for the 3 am  Black Friday showing.

The Super Bowl will be held on February 6th in Arlington, Texas.  The Dallas Cowboys must feel like Vince Young.  Their home stadium calls a meeting on Super Bowl Sunday and doesn't invite them.

In college football news,  Boise State, who lobbied all season for a spot in the national championship game, had their perfect record spoiled Saturday night by Nevada in overtime.  So much for all their hype.  Boise State fans can now go back to calling their team B.S.

A man in Michigan is going to trial for sodomizing his pit bull.   When he says the dog's his bitch, he really means it.

I'll bet the neighbors were surprised when Animal Control went to that guy's house and took him away!

Well, if the guy is found guilty, he'll  be fined and ordered to stay at least 100 feet away from the local pet shelter.

Previous sex offenders living in that guy's neighborhood are already protesting that they don't want him on the same list with them.

Remember the good old days when the worst thing your dog ever did was eat your homework?


...............stop back tomorrow and thanks for reading!

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Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

The Stanford Cardinal routed the USC Trojans yesterday, 55-21. The headline in the newspaper of the Catholic Archdiocese of Los Angeles read: Cardinal Says No To Trojan Defense.


The weather has been chilly in LA lately. As a matter of fact, it was so cold yesterday that Pete Carroll and Matt Barkley were scraping frost off their haloes.


The Iranian Speaker of Parliament says that President Obama is no better than George W. Bush. Finally, Iran must be getting the message that we're all equal.


In her book, Going Rogue, Sarah Palin claims that Katie Couric's interview questions were repetitive and biased. But by golly, Sarah kept up with her. She had the answers to match.


It's the opinion of many that Sarah Palin will be the front-runner for the Republican nomination for the presidency in 2012. She could even end up winning the election. Hey, maybe the Mayan calendar is right.


Sarah Palin told Barbara Walters that she was devastated when she found out that her daughter, Bristol, was pregnant. She even went so far as to blame the Democrats because all the sticks were blue.


Broadway sources say that the new Spiderman musical has a $52 million budget. 52 million for Spiderman! That's 6-1/2 million bucks a leg.


On Friday night, Bruce Springsteen was performing at a concert in Michigan, but he greeted the crowd with "Hello Ohio!" and repeatedly made references to the Buckeye State before his guitarist, Steven Van Zandt, whispered to him that they were in Michigan. Of course, Bruce apologized. Then he introduced Van Zandt as Stevie Ray Vaughan.


Jon Gosselin is now suing TLC, the network that produces Jon&Kate Plus Eight. He says TLC broke child labor laws. Jon claims that he had to work more hours than the law allows for a child.