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In Texas, Willie Nelson has been busted for possession of marijuana. Turns out that Willie's pig tails are actually made of hemp.
President and Mrs. Obama appeared on a Barbara Walters' special Friday night on ABC. Barbara said it was her way of doing something for Black Friday.
Did you stand in line on Black Friday for those middle of the night specials? Do you know what the biggest seller of the day was? Caffeine.
The new Disney film, "Tangled", came in second at the box office this weekend after making 49 million dollars. It could have done better but that's what they get when those mall theaters sell tickets at half price for the 3 am Black Friday showing.
The Super Bowl will be held on February 6th in Arlington, Texas. The Dallas Cowboys must feel like Vince Young. Their home stadium calls a meeting on Super Bowl Sunday and doesn't invite them.
In college football news, Boise State, who lobbied all season for a spot in the national championship game, had their perfect record spoiled Saturday night by Nevada in overtime. So much for all their hype. Boise State fans can now go back to calling their team B.S.
A man in Michigan is going to trial for sodomizing his pit bull. When he says the dog's his bitch, he really means it.
I'll bet the neighbors were surprised when Animal Control went to that guy's house and took him away!
Well, if the guy is found guilty, he'll be fined and ordered to stay at least 100 feet away from the local pet shelter.
Previous sex offenders living in that guy's neighborhood are already protesting that they don't want him on the same list with them.
Remember the good old days when the worst thing your dog ever did was eat your homework?
...............stop back tomorrow and thanks for reading!
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