Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

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President Obama carried out an annual Thanksgiving tradition at the White House.   He pardoned two turkeys.  The president makes the pardon official by yanking out those red thermometers.

Thanksgiving is the busiest holiday for travelers.  Especially if you eat at my mother-in-law's.  You're busy traveling from the table to the bathroom.

This Thanksgiving you get a bonus if you travel by air.  The TSA will stuff your bird for you right there at the airport.

One of the big movies premiering this weekend is called "Love and Other Drugs".  It's about a cocaine smuggler and a TSA agent who fall in love during an airport security pat down.

In her new book, Sarah Palin says she thinks that Abraham Lincoln was a Muslim who used his speeches to send cryptic Islamic messages.  She concluded this when she heard that Lincoln said, "You can't fool Allah the people Allah the time".


Former House Majority Leader Tom Delay has been convicted of money laundering.  Maybe next time he'll take his wallet out of his pocket before he throws his pants in the washer.


The Dalai Lama is preparing to retire.  Broadway is already planning a new musical about it.  It's called "Goodbye Dalai".


Penn State's head football coach Joe Paterno says he will return for the 2011 season.  Right now, the only thing on the team older than Joe are the uniforms.


The president of Ohio State University says that Boise State and TCU do not deserve to play in the BCS championship game.  And who's a better judge than the president of a school that also doesn't deserve to play in it?

Prince William's fiance, Kate Middleton, is so popular that a see-through dress she once bought for 30 pounds might now be worth 100,000 pounds.  And every dress that Prince Charles' wife, Camilla, owns is good for about 250 pounds.


.....thanks for reading and have a Happy Thanksgiving! 

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