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Last night, Larry King played host to George H.W. Bush and his wife, Barbara. Larry, George, and Barbara..the only threesome older than the Holy Trinity.
The former president told Larry that the Bush family gets very emotional. Then he threw up on him.
Tonight, Larry's guest is Dolly Parton. Dolly Parton and Larry King....the three biggest boobs on TV.
Sarah Palin's new book is hitting the stands today. It's called America By Heart. That means she's spelled America correctly without looking at her notes.
In the book, Sarah Palin offers her opinion on episodes in American history. She says she thinks Lewis and Clark picked up their sack of jawea at a trading post in St. Louis.
It would have been more fitting if Palin's book would have come out yesterday, on November 22nd, since she took a shot at President Kennedy.
Someone asked Sarah Palin if she had Plato on her bookshelf. She said, "No, I keep it in the can so it won't dry out."
Dancing With The Stars reported that its voting system was overloaded last night. Moderate Republican texters from Alaska were trying to write in Lisa Murkowski.
....that's all for tonight and thanks for reading!
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