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Police in Portland, Oregon stopped Lions' defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh for speeding Thursday afternoon. I'm not sure how fast Suh was going, but he'd just left Detroit on Thursday morning.
Police also gave Suh a ticket for not carrying proof of insurance. The Catholic Church gave Rick Santorum a medal for the same thing.
Daylight Saving Time began yesterday. We set our clocks ahead one hour and Ron Paul changed the batteries in his hearing aid.
Peyton Manning spent over six hours yesterday in meetings with the Arizona Cardinals. During the first three hours the Cardinals were on the phone to the governor's mansion assuring Jan Brewer that Peyton wasn't entering the state illegally.
In Colorado, the results of a billboard poll show that 60% of Denver Broncos fans favor quarterback Tim Tebow over Peyton Manning. Drivers voted by tapping their car horns when they passed a billboard that said "Honk if you love Tebow".
England's Prince Harry sat down for an interview with CBS. He says he wants people to know how normal he is. As a matter of fact, he plans to change his name to The Normal Guy Formerly Known As Prince.
How normal can you be when Elton John sees you and curtsies?
It's pretty hard to be normal when you find out as a child that the Wicked Queen in all those fairy tales is your grandmother.
Larry King will return to TV later this year with a new daytime talk show. He's scheduled between Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz. Not their shows, just between them in case he requires medical attention.
Larry's 78 years old. His biggest problem now is that his dentures slip and he keeps interrupting himself.
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