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Did you know that Jennifer Aniston spends $140,000 a year on her appearance? She only used to spend $130,000 and it really started to show. I mean, her friends were telling her, "Jen, you're letting yourself go. Come on, spend another ten grand!"
Lindsay Lohan was accused of hitting a guy with her Porsche while trying to escape the paparazzi. LA police say no one was hurt and the case is closed. Now, when the cops want to look at Lindsay's file online, they just click on the rolling eyes icon.
American Idol disqualified singer Jermaine Jones because he has several outstanding arrest warrants. Apparently, Idol figures he already has his start in the business.
A doctor in Massachusetts is offering free pizza to men who get vasectomies. You just order it from the nurse and you can even tell her to hold the sausage.
Imagine going in for a vasectomy and your doctor whips out a pizza cutter.
Not only do you get stitches, they also stick on one of those plastic things that look like a little white table.
It makes a vasectomy worth it. No more kids! Hey, more pizza for you!
The iPad is being blamed for eyestrain and other vision problems. To correct this, you may have to wear an iPatch.
.....just some silly stuff for Friday. Thanks for playing along!
American Idol disqualified singer Jermaine Jones because he has several outstanding arrest warrants. Apparently, Idol figures he already has his start in the business.
A doctor in Massachusetts is offering free pizza to men who get vasectomies. You just order it from the nurse and you can even tell her to hold the sausage.
Imagine going in for a vasectomy and your doctor whips out a pizza cutter.
Not only do you get stitches, they also stick on one of those plastic things that look like a little white table.
It makes a vasectomy worth it. No more kids! Hey, more pizza for you!
The iPad is being blamed for eyestrain and other vision problems. To correct this, you may have to wear an iPatch.
.....just some silly stuff for Friday. Thanks for playing along!
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