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The News:
BeeGees' Robin Gibb has miraculously awakened from his coma after nearly two weeks. Doctors attribute it to Robin's "iron will". Or it could have just been his brother Barry's annoying whiny nasal voice.
BeeGees' Robin Gibb has miraculously awakened from his coma after nearly two weeks. Doctors attribute it to Robin's "iron will". Or it could have just been his brother Barry's annoying whiny nasal voice.
Researchers say that statins such as Lipitor do not reduce the risk of melanoma. Statins are taken to lower cholesterol so this is surprising news....why?
LA Laker Metta World Peace was thrown out of a game over the weekend for flagrantly throwing an elbow to another player's head, causing a concussion. Thank God he's now World Peace...if he was still Ron Artest, he might have shot the guy.
A soccer ball that was apparently blown out to sea by the tsunami in Japan has been found on an American shore. Ironically, it was discovered by a homeless man whose job had been lost here in this country and was later found by a guy in China.
Neil Diamond has married again. He's 71 and his new bride is 42. She's also his manager. She told him, "Marry me unless you want to work in Branson the rest of your life."
Some observations:
Pizza should be used to teach geometry. It's round, it comes in a square box, and it's sliced in triangles.
And if we're supposed to eat three square meals, why are they served on round plates?
I've always wondered.....has anybody ever actually tried to get blood from a turnip?
Why do they call that thing a tire iron? It would never get the creases out of a tire!
Putting leftovers in Tupperware....you can burp your food before you eat it.
I overheard a guy in an airport, trying to buy an airline ticket. The ticket agent said, "I can get you on a non-stop flight." The guy asked, "Okay, but how do I get off?"
Thanks for reading!
Neil Diamond has married again. He's 71 and his new bride is 42. She's also his manager. She told him, "Marry me unless you want to work in Branson the rest of your life."
Some observations:
Pizza should be used to teach geometry. It's round, it comes in a square box, and it's sliced in triangles.
And if we're supposed to eat three square meals, why are they served on round plates?
I've always wondered.....has anybody ever actually tried to get blood from a turnip?
Why do they call that thing a tire iron? It would never get the creases out of a tire!
Putting leftovers in Tupperware....you can burp your food before you eat it.
I overheard a guy in an airport, trying to buy an airline ticket. The ticket agent said, "I can get you on a non-stop flight." The guy asked, "Okay, but how do I get off?"
Thanks for reading!
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