Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter


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John Edwards' trial is underway.  If convicted, he could face up to 30 years in prison. It just goes to show you that politicians will do anything to live off taxpayers' money.


A powerful winter storm is rolling across parts of the Northeast.   This must be sweeps week for the Weather Channel.


Kraft Foods has signed Lakers forward Metta World Peace to endorse its new box dinner.  It's called Hard Hitting Elbow Macaroni.


In the Roger Clemens trial, would the results of the jury's voting be called a box score?


In San Francisco, 500 people protesting lending and foreclosure practices blocked the path of investors attending Wells Fargo's annual meeting.  It got so bad the Wells Fargo people had to put their stagecoaches in a circle.


Pizza Hut has launched a cheeseburger crust pizza.  The pizza is actually ringed with tiny cheeseburgers.  Pizza Hut got the idea when one of its delivery drivers collided with a Burger King delivery driver.




Lindsay Lohan will play Elizabeth Taylor in an upcoming Lifetime Network movie. There's a big difference between Lindsay and Liz.  Liz paid for her jewelry.




The Beach Boys have recorded their first new song in 20 years.  Not that the Beach Boys are old, but Brian Wilson says he thinks the 45 will sell millions.




Sinead O'Connor has canceled a concert tour due to her struggle with bipolar disorder.  She made the announcement at a press conference where she showed up with a full half head of hair.


A new case of mad cow disease has been discovered in a California dairy cow.  If that wasn't bad enough for the dairy farmer, the rest of his cows were found to be lactose intolerant.




.....that's it for today...thanks for reading!




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