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Newt Gingrich now has secret service protection. One agent for Newt and one for his Tiffany account.
Rick Santorum, who doesn't believe in protection, uses the Secret Service Rhythm Method.
Mitt Romney has a secret service detail but they can't figure out how to protect Mitt from himself.
Last week we lost 94-year old Sol Schiff, better known to the world as "Mr. Table Tennis", having won many national and world table tennis championships in the 1930s. Mr. Schiff was pronounced dead when his heart monitor failed to ping and registered a steady pong.
In reporting his death, Fox News criticized Mr. Schiff's technique, which was a no-spin forehand.
Los Angeles police say there's been a rash of burglaries where the culprits have been entering homes through doggie doors. Obviously those were not watchdoggie doors.
A new book claims that John Lennon was bulimic. Yoko Ono denies this. She now admits that her husband's vomiting was directly related to her singing.
Peyton Manning met with the Denver Broncos today. It was reported that Tim Tebow was hanging around the Broncos' head offices and every time he Tebowed, Manning would grab his neck in pain.
.........Happy Friday and thanks for reading.
A team of Norwegian scientists believe that LSD can be used to treat alcoholism. As a matter of fact, one of the scientists has given up drinking booze altogether and now he just sucks on the sugar cubes he used to put in his Old Fashioned.
Peyton Manning met with the Denver Broncos today. It was reported that Tim Tebow was hanging around the Broncos' head offices and every time he Tebowed, Manning would grab his neck in pain.
.........Happy Friday and thanks for reading.
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