Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

__________

The preserved heart of a centuries-old Irish saint has been stolen from a church in Dublin. Police are searching for a suspicious looking group seen hanging around the church:  a little girl with red shoes, someone dressed like a scarecrow, a lion, and a silver-skinned man wearing what appeared to be a tin suit.


A man in Michigan is suing a theater chain because their snacks are over priced.  If he thinks snacks are over priced,  wait until he gets the bill from his lawyer.


Former MLB star Lenny Dykstra has been sentenced to three years in prison for auto theft.  He'd have gotten a lighter sentence but there was still a half tank of gas in the car when he stole it.


Mitt Romney's campaign says that it would now take "and act of God" for Romney to lose the nomination.  Romney knows he's safe. God's not a Republican so he can't vote in the primaries. 




In yesterday's Super Tuesday primaries, Newt Gingrich took Georgia.  So did General Sherman but he never became president.


............thanks for reading


_____________




 


No comments: