Friday, May 27, 2011

Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

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PayPal is suing Google over confidential trade secrets.  Gee, if PayPal wins, I wonder how they'll want to receive their money.


The man who abducted Elizabeth Smart and held her hostage has been sentenced to life in prison.  Shouldn't some creep like that be sentenced to no life in prison?


Oprah spent her first day off the air at home yesterday.  She was really upset, too!  She surfed all the channels and couldn't find "Oprah".


After spending a day in the house, Oprah said she was starting to feel like Lindsay Lohan. 


Oprah's driving Stedman crazy.  Last night, he told her she should look in to volunteer work just to get out of the house.


Hillary Clinton says that Pakistan is a good partner of the United States.  When it comes to partners, do we really want to trust Hillary's judgment?


Congresswoman Michele Bachmann says she has an important announcement to make next month in Iowa.  It's either that she's running for president or she's entering Iowa's annual Miss Corn Cob pageant.


President Obama is in France to attend the G8 summit.  When Sarah Palin heard this, she slapped her forehead and say, "Wow!  I could've have had a G8!"




The G8 summit is a meeting of the world's top economic powers.  So of course, President Obama was there merely as an observer.


MSNBC suspended liberal talk show host Ed Schultz for calling conservative Laura Ingram a "right wing slut".   Liberal sluts across the country say they are grateful to Ed for making the distinction.


..........have a happy Friday evening and thanks for reading!


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