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Donald Trump says that when it comes to eating pizza, he doesn't care for the crust. Can you imagine Donald Trump not liking something associated with the word dough.
Sarah Palin took a break from her One Nation bus tour to visit Donald Trump in New York City and share a pizza. Then it was back on the bus. See, this is actually Sarah's new job: delivering pizzas.
We only see one side of the bus, with the One Nation logo. The other side says Dominos.
And by the way, Sarah Palin confided to Greta Van Susteren that Donald Trump is a lousy tipper.
And Greta complained to her bosses at Fox News that she's really getting tired of Sarah Palin calling her Gretchen Van Cistern.
Sarah Palin visited a cemetery at Gettysburg the other day. She wanted to lay wreaths on the graves of all those patriotic Alaskans who gave their lives for the Union during the Civil War.
Today she's taking the bus through the Holland Tunnel. She says she can't wait to get to the other side and see all those windmills and tulips and the kids walking around in their wooden shoes.
The media is having a hard time catching up with Palin's bus tour because her people won't tell reporters where she's going to stop next. At least they can be reasonably sure she won't stop at any place that sells newspapers and magazines.
Sarah Palin can blow more smoke on a tour bus than Willie Nelson.
Well, today is a good day for Congressman Anthony Weiner. He's looking at lucrative endorsements from both Hanes Underwear and Hebrew National.
Sarah Palin can blow more smoke on a tour bus than Willie Nelson.
Well, today is a good day for Congressman Anthony Weiner. He's looking at lucrative endorsements from both Hanes Underwear and Hebrew National.
If you don't know by now, a picture of a man's bulging underwear showed up the other day on Representative Weiner's Twitter account. He's already getting laundry tips from the folks at Cheer on how to keep his whites white.
Mitt Romney has announced his presidential candidacy while on a farm in New Hampshire. A farm was the perfect setting for Romney's announcement. He felt right at home wading in all the bullshit.
Romney said that Barack Obama has failed America and if elected he thinks he can do the job just as well.
.....all for now....thanks for stopping by!
Mitt Romney has announced his presidential candidacy while on a farm in New Hampshire. A farm was the perfect setting for Romney's announcement. He felt right at home wading in all the bullshit.
Romney said that Barack Obama has failed America and if elected he thinks he can do the job just as well.
.....all for now....thanks for stopping by!
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