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The Denver Broncos have fired head coach Josh McDaniels now that the team is 3-9 on the season. That's step one. Now for step two: apply to have the Broncos reinstated as a pro football team.
Some of the college football bowl matchups are a bit disappointing. For instance, the Nebraska Cornhuskers will play the Washington Huskies on December 30th. Nebraska whipped Washington earlier in the season and will play them again next September. I think they're calling this one the Deja Vu Bowl.
Good news yesterday for shortstop Derek Jeter. The Yankees offered him a 51 million dollar contract...and President Obama agreed to extend his tax cut.
A woman in Anniston, Alabama, has been arrested for stealing 222 books from the local library. Well, it's been getting unseasonably chilly in Alabama at night and the poor woman was out of firewood.
Jane Fonda has released her new workout DVD. And if you're as old as Jane Fonda, the workout consists of trying to peel the security label off the DVD box.
In Jane's video, she gets you working out with weights. She calls the exercise "Barbellella".
Jane Fonda says she would like to have a role in a TV series. Apparently she was inspired while watching a rerun of the The Waltons' episode where Grandma has a stroke and she thought, "I can do that!"
Sunday night, on another episode of "Sarah Palin's Alaska", Sarah and her father were in the wilderness hunting big game. On Monday morning, Santa Claus filed a missing reindeer report.
Actor Kelsey Grammer, who is 55, is engaged to 29-year old Kayte Walsh. Talk about robbing the cradle. I hear that after sex, Kayte claps her hands and says, "Aw done! Aw done!"
Kelsey's 55 and Kayte's 29. For a wedding gift, I'm sending them a night light. She's afraid of the dark and he gets up 3 times to pee.
........thanks for playing along!
Sunday night, on another episode of "Sarah Palin's Alaska", Sarah and her father were in the wilderness hunting big game. On Monday morning, Santa Claus filed a missing reindeer report.
Actor Kelsey Grammer, who is 55, is engaged to 29-year old Kayte Walsh. Talk about robbing the cradle. I hear that after sex, Kayte claps her hands and says, "Aw done! Aw done!"
Kelsey's 55 and Kayte's 29. For a wedding gift, I'm sending them a night light. She's afraid of the dark and he gets up 3 times to pee.
........thanks for playing along!
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