Monday, December 6, 2010

Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

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Frank W. Lewis passed away last week at age 98.  Mr. Lewis was known as the master of the "cryptic crossword".  He did leave a will, but the lawyers are still trying to decipher it.


Mr. Lewis was buried in the family mausoleum.  He's 4 across and 7 down.


Did you read that the Unabomber's shack in Montana is for sale?  Talk about a fixer upper, this place looks like a bomb went off.


The biggest drawback to owning the shack is that you have to drive so far to get to a post office.  No mailman will come within a mile of the place. 


Can you imagine some couple moving into the Unabomber's shack? "Oh look, honey!  The last owner must have forgotten to mail these letters.  We better drop them in a mailbox for him!"


For the first time, President Obama used his presidential power to pardon nine people.  Each of the Supreme Court justices thanked the President for his forgiveness and pledged to do better in the future.

According to a poll, 43% of Afghanis do not approve of the U.S. military presence in their country.  The other 57% belong to the Taliban and they say they don't really care one way or the other.


20, 000 kids are hurt each year in sledding accidents.  Wouldn't you think by now California parents would just buy their kids a surfboard instead of sending them out on the ocean with a toboggan?


......Happy Monday and thanks for reading!

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