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France has been warned of a possible Al Qaeda terror threat. Great...just one more thing to make the French ruder than they already are.
The big box office winner over the weekend, bringing in 50 million dollars, was Jackass 3D. Apparently every kid in the nation went to see it. I guess the No Child Left Behind program is working.
Iran has been asked to participate in a high level discussion of Afghanistan's future. That's kind of like appointing Paris Hilton as Lindsay Lohan's probation officer.
A Vermont man sued Burger King after he claimed he found a condom in his Whopper. Shouldn't that be the other way around?
Burger King officials say they have no idea how it got in his sandwich, but it was not a real condom...it's their newly designed Mayonnaise packet.
Former NFL star Junior Seau has been accused of hitting his girlfriend during a verbal argument. That's what they're calling it....a verbal argument. Unfortunately for his girlfriend, Seau can only talk with his fists.
It's Junior who's in the hospital. After being arrested, he posted bail, was released, then drove his SUV off a cliff. He got into a verbal argument with his GPS and slugged it.
President Obama is set to appear on the TV science show, Mythbusters. He's going to try to bust Myth O'Donnell, Myth Whitman, Myth Bachman, Myth Angle and Myth Palin.
Iran has been asked to participate in a high level discussion of Afghanistan's future. That's kind of like appointing Paris Hilton as Lindsay Lohan's probation officer.
A Vermont man sued Burger King after he claimed he found a condom in his Whopper. Shouldn't that be the other way around?
Burger King officials say they have no idea how it got in his sandwich, but it was not a real condom...it's their newly designed Mayonnaise packet.
Former NFL star Junior Seau has been accused of hitting his girlfriend during a verbal argument. That's what they're calling it....a verbal argument. Unfortunately for his girlfriend, Seau can only talk with his fists.
It's Junior who's in the hospital. After being arrested, he posted bail, was released, then drove his SUV off a cliff. He got into a verbal argument with his GPS and slugged it.
President Obama is set to appear on the TV science show, Mythbusters. He's going to try to bust Myth O'Donnell, Myth Whitman, Myth Bachman, Myth Angle and Myth Palin.
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