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What a week! Those 33 Chilean miners were all rescued safely after being trapped for 69 days, subsisting on rationed food. Actually, this was Chile TV's version of The Biggest Loser.
Already, I saw one of those miners on TV last night. Raquel Welch was asking him, "Who's that behind those Foster Grants?"
Breaking news! The rescuers just found out they have to go back in the mine! They forgot the damn canary!
Bill O'Reilly was a guest on The View yesterday and made anti-Muslim remarks that caused hosts Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar to walk off the set. Having Bill O'Reilly on the show is as close as The View will get to plugging Jackass 3D.
Bill O'Reilly was a guest on The View yesterday and made anti-Muslim remarks that caused hosts Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar to walk off the set. Having Bill O'Reilly on the show is as close as The View will get to plugging Jackass 3D.
A Chinese economist is accusing the U.S. of trying to devalue the dollar. Trying? Devaluation of the dollar is an art form that we've perfected.
So the Chinese think the U.S. is attempting to devalue the dollar....that must be why all that junk the Chinese make for us is getting so expensive.
Newly improved airport scanners are capable of spotting the difference between a bottle of shampoo and a bomb. The big give away is the label. One says "lather, rinse, repeat". The other says "light fuse and get away".
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