Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

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Brett Favre has set a record for most career fumbles.  That includes both on and off the field.


Favre also broke the NFL interception record.  That was after his photos and text messages were intercepted by the Jets.


As you know, Brett Favre allegedly sent lewd photos and racy text messages to a female employee of the New York Jets.  I see the pattern developing.  His next career move is to become a politician.


The Vikings-Jets game was delayed last night because of lightning.  No one's sure if the thunderbolts were caused by Mother Nature or Mrs. Favre.


At least now we know why Favre returned to the Vikings for another season.  His wife wanted him out of the house.


NY gubernatorial candidate and Tea Party favorite Carl Palladino said yesterday that Gay Pride parades are "disgusting".  Carl said he'd much rather see a traditional parade....with 10 male clowns crammed together in a Volkswagen.


Rapper Eminem told CNN's Anderson Cooper that he is not homophobic.  He said, "I don't have any problem with nobody."  That's true. His problem is with the English language.


In Brownsville, Texas, a 101-year old Mexican woman who entered this country along the Texas-Mexico border as an infant will finally become a U.S. citizen after she produced a Legal Entry document that was issued to her 69 years ago.  She will also start a new job next week as Meg Whitman's housekeeper.


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