Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

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Well, in just a few short days, Christine O'Donnell hopes to celebrate the biggest day of her life:  Halloween.

You know, that Christine O'Donnell is just not very bright.  When she heard the Texas Rangers were in the World Series, she asked someone, "Will Walker get to play?"

As you've probably heard, a judge in LA has ordered Lindsay Lohan back to rehab.  Doesn't that make it rerehab?

Former Iraqi foreign minister Tariq Aziz, has been sentenced to hang for crimes committed while he served under Sadaam Hussein.  He must have known this was coming because one of the big crimes he's charged with is buying up all the rope in Iraq and hiding it.

For once, someone besides Brett Favre is in the news for being hung.

By the way, Brett Favre told NFL officials that he did not send nude photos to a former female employee of the New York Jets, only voice mails.  I guess Brett figures a thousand words is worth one picture.


Did you know there's been a shortage of lethal injection drugs?   Some prisons in this country have had to actually cancel executions because of a lethal injection drug shortage.  And in the meantime, they've now run out of H1N1 vaccine because they used it up giving the death row inmates their flu shots.


California says it has received a new supply of lethal injection drugs but still can't use them because they don't know yet whether or not, under the new health care provisions, the injections are covered by Medicaid. 

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