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They're calling next week's elections "mid-terms". Which means Christine O'Donnell will be listing her polling place as one of the schools she attended.
Christine O'Donnell is just not very bright. She thinks sushi is one of the Seven Dwarfs.
Someone asked her, "What's the capital of Delaware?" She said, "D".
Someone asked her, "What's the capital of Delaware?" She said, "D".
The woman's a moron. She thinks "bullying" is an event at the rodeo.
Her friend said to her, "Call me on my cell phone." Christine said, "How long have you been in jail?"
Her IQ starts with a decimal.
Her IQ starts with a decimal.
Not real smart. Christine thinks if the stick turns blue it means your baby will be a Democrat.
Right now, it looks like the Republicans will come out on top in the elections next week which means John Boehner could very well be the next Speaker of the House. Boehner is so excited he dropped the eh from his name.
If the Republicans take control of Congress, President Obama won't get anything passed. The Republican Party could become known as The Kidney Stone Bunch.
The Daily Show's Jon Stewart is on a list of the nation's most respected newscasters. Of course, the people who created the list say they still watch Walter Cronkite.
The new Batman film has a title: The Dark Knight Rises. Actually, that's Alaskan wolf code for "Sarah's in her chopper and she's got a gun."
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