NASA scientists have been asked to help figure out what caused the sudden acceleration in Toyota vehicles. Once they've discovered the secret, NASA will be able to get to the moon in half the time.
Imagine...NASA studying motor vehicles. Maybe next they can take their knowledge of moon craters and figure out how to fill the potholes in my street.
The Republican National Committee wants to know why $2000 from its campaign account was spent at an erotic nightclub in West Hollywood. An RNC staffer said he took a group of donors to the club when he heard it had an S&M theme...he thought it had something to do with the Republican Whip.
That sex-themed nightclub in West Hollywood is now on Sarah Palin's Facebook Page where she shows a map of Republican Congressional Districts and she's drawn a circle around the nightclub with a note: You Are Here.
In Germany, the Roman Catholic Church has opened a hotline for victims of child abuse. When they answer the phone, you say, "Bless me, Father, for you have sinned."
About Me
- Wendel Potter
- My writing career took off in 1979 and it continues to roll. I've written comedy for Joan Rivers, Jay Leno, Rodney Dangerfield, and the Yakov Smirnoff Show. I was a weekly columnist for a Nebraska newspaper for 10 years. Several of my short stories have been published in a national magazine, Woman's World. This blog is a return to old columns dear to my heart and new essays that are currently ideas on a close horizon. I hope we can become friends.
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