Yesterday was Easter Sunday. Jesus rose from the dead and the Catholic Church is heading back into the tomb.
A 7.2 earthquake rattled the Mexico-California border yesterday. People became so disoriented that 300 illegals later discovered they had snuck back in to Mexico.
7.2....the Russian Winter Olympic team would have killed for a 7.2
Aftershocks caused such shaking in LA that it was impossible to tell whether or not Charlie Sheen was drinking again.
Experts say more quakes could hit California over the next couple of days. Even if a 7.2 earthquake hit Hollywood tonight during Dancing With The Stars, Kate Gosselin still wouldn't look like she has any moves.
If President Obama had just waited until Easter to announce his plans for offshore drilling, he could have blamed his swaying on the earthquake.
About Me
- Wendel Potter
- My writing career took off in 1979 and it continues to roll. I've written comedy for Joan Rivers, Jay Leno, Rodney Dangerfield, and the Yakov Smirnoff Show. I was a weekly columnist for a Nebraska newspaper for 10 years. Several of my short stories have been published in a national magazine, Woman's World. This blog is a return to old columns dear to my heart and new essays that are currently ideas on a close horizon. I hope we can become friends.
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