According to his exit deal with NBC, Conan O'Brien cannot appear on TV until September 1st. That gives Carrot Top seven months to appear on TV without being mistaken for Conan.
This is the fifth straight day of rain in California. At least they're saying it's rain. Actually, it's tears falling from NBC executives as they write Conan a 40 million dollar check.
Burger King has unveiled its plan to open what they call a Whopper Bar next month in Miami. Patrons will be able to order a beer with their Whopper. I can see right now there's going to be a whole lot of super sizing going on.
According to an article in USA Today, a restaurant consultant named Linda Lipsky says that selling beer at Burger King makes sense. She says, "The Burger King customer is aging, so BK is just trying to grow up with the customer." And that's what aging customers need from Burger King...to be able to get hammered at 11 o'clock in the morning.
A judge ruled that Roman Polanski must return to the US for sentencing in his 32-year old child rape case. And while he's in California, Polanski will appear on the game show, "Are You Easier Than a 5th Grader?"
About Me
- Wendel Potter
- My writing career took off in 1979 and it continues to roll. I've written comedy for Joan Rivers, Jay Leno, Rodney Dangerfield, and the Yakov Smirnoff Show. I was a weekly columnist for a Nebraska newspaper for 10 years. Several of my short stories have been published in a national magazine, Woman's World. This blog is a return to old columns dear to my heart and new essays that are currently ideas on a close horizon. I hope we can become friends.
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