Sunday, March 28, 2010

Wendel's Jokes for Sunday, March 28th, 2010

Northern China was hit the other day by ferocious sandstorms.  In the United States, we just call that "kids hitting the beach for spring break".


Well, Pope Benedict XVI celebrated Palm Sunday in St. Peter's Square amid the palm-waving crowds.  The Vatican couldn't come up with a donkey for the pope to ride but that's okay.  The pope's quite capable of making ass out of himself.


In Middleton, Wisconsin, the Benedictine nuns have built a solar-powered monastery.  They wanted to show the Pope that Catholics are tired of being kept in the dark.


Sarah Palin appeared at a Tea Party rally in Nevada where she told her audience that Senator Harry Reid has some explaining to do over his vote for Health Reform.  Using gambling rhetoric, Palin said that Reid needs to be told that the future of this country " is not a crapshoot". No, crapshoot is what you get whenever Sarah Palin opens her mouth.



The Tea Party rally in Nevada is being billed as a conservative Woodstock.  And it looks like they've already been into the brown acid.



The full slate of Major League regular season baseball games get underway the day after Easter.  That means the Cubs still have over a week to stay tied for first place.

1 comment:

Montana said...

Since their inception the Teaparty crowd (not a movement since they do have the numbers or clout) have been “haters not debaters”. In my opinion this is what the small portions of the republican party of “birthers, baggers and blowhards” have brought you. They are good at “Follow the Leader” of their dullard leaders, they listen to Beck, Hedgecock, Hannity, O’Reilly, Rush and Savage and the rest of the Blowhards. Are you surprise at what they do when you know what they think? The world is complicated and most republicans (Hamiliton, Lincoln, Roosevelt) believe that we should use government a little to increase social mobility, now its about dancing around the claim of government is the problem. The sainted Reagan passed the biggest tax increase in American history and as a result federal employment increased, but facts are lost when mired in mysticism and superstition. Although some republicans are trying to distant themselves from this fringe most of them are just going along and fanning the flames. Lets face it the Republicans had 8 years to deal with health care, immigration and financial oversight and governance and they failed. They could not even win one of the two wars they started, the body bags are still coming in. The Republicans wanted to give Obama his Waterloo defeat over healthcare but instead they gave themselves their own Waterloo defeat by not participating in the debate of ideas and by becoming the party of obstructionist. But they now claim they have changed, come on, what sucker is going to believe that?