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Andy Rooney had a birthday on Friday. He turned 92 years old. Andy asked that no one bring him birthday presents. He's still trying to get last year's gifts open.
According to a report, 86 students are currently pregnant at a Memphis, Tennessee high school. Boy, that sounds like a biology experiment gone wrong!
86 students are pregnant at a high school in Memphis. And the father is a cousin to all of them.
Miss Nebraska was crowned Miss America on Saturday night. She left immediately after the crowning. She had to get up early Sunday morning to help Pa get the chores done before church.
Miss Nebraska was crowned Miss America on Saturday night. She left immediately after the crowning. She had to get up early Sunday morning to help Pa get the chores done before church.
Sarah Palin tuned in to the Miss America pageant when it was down to ten finalists. Sarah was a little confused. She thought the U.S. had 15 states.
Remember the guy from Washington State who went on a potato only diet a few months ago? Now he's been named by the National Potato Council as Potato Man of the Year. Not because of the diet...but because they discovered he has eyes in the back of his head.
Brett Favre has officially signed his NFL retirement papers. Next to his signature he drew a penis with a smiley face.
Scientists warn that California is due for a savage winter "superstorm". They say it could rain for 40 days and wipe out a quarter of the homes in California. Boy, talk about a nasty way to foreclose.
Rain for 40 days! Don't worry, California. Surely there's a backlot somewhere in Hollywood that has an ark sitting around.
According to the Bible, you can bring one pair of animals on the ark. So what's Charlie Sheen supposed to do with that third hooker?
When James Cameron heard that a superstorm could hit California, his first words were, "When can we start filming?"
Remember the guy from Washington State who went on a potato only diet a few months ago? Now he's been named by the National Potato Council as Potato Man of the Year. Not because of the diet...but because they discovered he has eyes in the back of his head.
Brett Favre has officially signed his NFL retirement papers. Next to his signature he drew a penis with a smiley face.
Scientists warn that California is due for a savage winter "superstorm". They say it could rain for 40 days and wipe out a quarter of the homes in California. Boy, talk about a nasty way to foreclose.
Rain for 40 days! Don't worry, California. Surely there's a backlot somewhere in Hollywood that has an ark sitting around.
According to the Bible, you can bring one pair of animals on the ark. So what's Charlie Sheen supposed to do with that third hooker?
When James Cameron heard that a superstorm could hit California, his first words were, "When can we start filming?"
Last night I remembered Martin Luther King by reading King's I Have a Dream speech. I noticed that nowhere in that speech did he mention having a dream that some day some stiff-ass college professor would see fit to remove the word "nigger" from Mark Twain's Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.
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