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Las Vegas? Undereducated? What are the odds?
Another big snow storm hit New York City but this time the streets were cleared immediately. Mayor Michael Bloomberg figured out if you broadcast Glenn Beck's program on loudspeakers throughout the city, the hot air melts the snow instantly.
Originally, Bloomberg wanted to broadcast Rush Limbaugh , but he was afraid of a flood.
Did you know that it's snowed this winter in 49 out of 50 states? Every state except Florida, which also happens to be the only state on Sarah Palin's map that doesn't have a circle with crosshairs drawn on it.
A school district in New Jersey is proposing random drug testing for school children from 6th through 12th grade. Students in Kindergarten through 5th grade will not be tested. It's already known that they're the dealers.
Parents are upset over the proposed drug testing. Apparently they'd like to see the school administer tests their kids can actually pass.
In Italy, a man was shot in the head on New Year's Eve and, while waiting in ER for the doctor, he sneezed and the bullet came out. That's the good news. The bad news is the guy's now up on manslaughter charges. The bullet hit the lady sitting across from him in the waiting room.
Sarah Ferguson is not being invited to the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton. She wants to attend so badly she offered the Queen an $800,000 bribe to put her on the guest list.
....all for now....thanks for reading
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