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Another big storm is hitting New England. Patriots' fans who bought Tom Brady for Governor tee shirts are angrily demanding a refund.
Michelle Obama is being criticized for wearing a red dress to the state dinner the other night honoring Chinese president Hu Jintao. Mrs. Obama's being accused of wearing "Commie Red" to honor the visit of China's leader. If only she had accessorized with some white and blue.
A spokesman for the Governors Highway Safety Association said that Michelle Obama's emphasis on exercising and walking to work puts us at risk of being hit by a car. It's much safer to drive to work with a double hot chocolate latte in one hand and an Egg McMuffin in the other.
Wal-Mart announced its plan to start offering healthier foods. They're cutting sodium by 25%. And if you stop by the Wal-Mart owned Sam's Club, you can save big money by buying salt in bulk.
Jennifer Aniston says she thinks her Friends-era "Rachel" haircut was the ugliest thing she's ever seen. Maybe for her...we're the ones who had to watch her acting.
Regis Philbin has announced that he's retiring from Live with Regis and Kelly. Minnesota kicker Ryan Longwell has already made plans to fly to Regis' home to talk him in to playing quarterback next season for the Vikings.
Al Davis....old weird Al....owner of the Oakland Raiders, held an hour-and-a-half news conference the other day to introduce new head coach Hue Jackson. But Al spent most of that time criticizing and berating fired coach Tom Cable. That was the worst beating anyone's received from a Raider in years.
Apparently Al's a little confused. He told reporters he hired Tom because he heard the Cable guy could git 'er done.
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