Monday, November 8, 2010

Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter


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Keith Olbermann, host of MSNBC's "Countdown", was suspended on Friday for violating NBC policy.  His suspension was lifted today and he will be returning to the air tomorrow night.  That was fast.  And Jay Leno is thinking, "I didn't even violate NBC policy and it took me six months to get back on the Tonight Show".


Megamind was the big film at the box office this weekend.  Megamind... there's an area where the Republicans don't have a majority.

Nevada is reporting that its streak of economic growth has halted.  That's because since last Tuesday, the Republicans have stopped putting their money on Sharron Angle.


Queen Elizabeth is now on Facebook.  You're not allowed to "friend" her, but you can become her subject.


You can't add the Queen as a friend and you also can't poke Queen Elizabeth.  But then, who'd want to?


Wouldn't that be funny if you could poke the Queen and her eyes and tongue bulged out like one of those rubber squeeze toys? 


A study says obesity rates in this country will be at 42% by 2050.  And by then, 42% of 10-year olds will weigh 2050.


San Francisco is banning restaurants like McDonalds from giving away toys in unhealthy meals.  Now to get your kids from screaming and bawling, you have to feed them crap and then go somewhere else and buy them a damn toy


An Australian rugby player has come under fire for posting pictures on the Internet that showed him having simulated sex with a dog.  People are enraged.  One thing they won't tolerate is a dog smoking a cigarette. 


It turns out that the rugby player's sex partner in those pictures isn't a real dog.  It's the girl he took to his senior prom.

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