Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

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At the Alaska Zoo in Anchorage, a 5 year old boy won the annual Moose Calling contest.  His moose call was so authentic that Sarah Palin shot him.

Oprah Winfrey announced on her show Monday that she is taking the entire audience on a trip to Australia.  Oprah said this would be a whole lot cheaper than taking them to Disney World.


Fidel Castro told a magazine reporter that Nicolas Sarkozy, the president of France, is crazy.  He then went on to say that if President Kennedy doesn't back down, Khruschev will be forced to use nuclear weapons against the United States.




They're claiming that one of the dresses Lady GaGa wore at the VMAs Sunday night was actually made out of raw meat.  So that's why I'm hearing those American Beef Council commercials with Sam Elliot saying, "GaGa.  It's what's for dinner."

Ines Sainz, a female TV reporter covering last night's New York Jets game is claiming that she was harassed by the Jets' players and coaches.  One of her complaints was that during drills, footballs were thrown so close to her that they were dropping at her feet.  The Jets' receivers are claiming the same thing happens to them.

Last night, after Baltimore's victory over the Jets, Ravens' players said, "We were close to them the whole game, but we sure didn't feel harassed."

Ms. Sainz says she has accepted an apology from New York Jets president Woody Johnson.  She also noted that every team she covers seems to have a Woody.