Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

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Yesterday was Father's Day.  This year one of the biggest selling Father's Day gifts for fishermen, that wives  were buying for their husbands, was a new ultra-tech state of the art depth finder.  It actually tells you how much hot water you're going to be in after you've been out fishing too long.


American Idol announced that it's lowering its minimum age to 15.  An hour later,  Lawrence Taylor announced the same thing.


There's a Lakers victory parade being held in Los Angeles today.  One of the floats will feature Ron Artest lying on a couch while his psychiatrist sits in a chair taking notes. 


My wife says that sports and psychiatrists must go together, that's why I spend so much time on the couch.

Another Lakers Fans Riot has been scheduled immediately following the parade.


After the NBA Championship game last Thursday night, the Lakers all thanked their wives, their moms, their coaches, their god, even their psychiatrists.  But once again the three most important people got left out:  mistresses, lawyers, and bail bondsmen.


  
Lady Gaga was thrown out of the New York Yankees clubhouse because she appeared drunk and was coming on to some of the players.  Members of the Yankees team said that Lady Gaga had no business doing that.  They said, "Hey!  That's our job."


Lady Gaga was dressed in knickers and a black bra with a Yankee shirt that was unbuttoned.  Yankees management was furious with her for revealing the new look for next season's uniforms.

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