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A man in Jacksonville, Florida was charged with burglary after authorities discovered his license plate at the scene of the crime. It was a personalized plate that said: IMSTPD
Rush Limbaugh was married over the weekend. This was his fourth marriage. It was reflected in the vows. Rush promised to "love, honor, and obey until divorce do us part."
Actually, aren't vows kind of meaningless when you're getting married for the fourth time? Shouldn't you just read the Terms and Conditions?
You can't take a fourth marriage seriously when the groom's best man is also his divorce lawyer.
Rush's new wife is 33 years old. Rush says he's happy to be reaching that demographic.
When asked for a comment on Rush Limbaugh's fourth marriage, Larry King said, "Amateur!"
It's being reported that the oil spill in the Gulf is having a serious impact on wild life. Who wants to party on a beach covered with tar balls?
Well, Toy Story 3 will open this summer. At first, I thought PeeWee Herman was in trouble when I heard the ad: "Woody pops up in theaters again".
Phil Spector's wife, Rachelle, has released her new CD that was produced by her husband. The CD is called Out of My Chelle. The title was Rachelle's idea. Phil was hoping to call it Out of My Cell.
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