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The U.S.A. is a wonderful country. Unemployment is high, homeowners are facing foreclosure, families are living on the streets, children go to bed hungry, sick people go untreated because they have no health insurance....the list goes on....yet, in spite of it all, the fellowship of America shines through. We still care about the future....of Lebron James.
Helen Thomas, the 89-year old reporter who has covered the White House for 50 years, resigned yesterday in the wake of anti-Israel remarks she made a few days ago. Mel Gibson immediately hired her as a technical adviser on his new film, Passion of the Christ 3-D.
A Florida-based group of nudists are lobbying on Capitol Hill this week. But they kept their clothes on. With all those congressmen at work nearby, there was no room to hang their own dirty laundry.
A nudist lobby on Capitol Hill? Imagine that! A U.S. congressman being influenced by a naked person!
President Obama told Today Show's Matt Lauer that he has been conferring with experts on the oil spill so he will know whose ass to kick. Fox News analysts immediately jumped on that and determined that Obama used the term "ass" symbolically, which means the Democrats are actually to blame.
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