Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

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Linday Lohan may have violated her probation by drinking alcohol after she attended the MTV Awards Sunday night.  Her probation officer discovered she had replaced her alcohol-monitoring ankle bracelet with a catheter bag.

Let's face it.  After sitting through the MTV Awards, who wouldn't want to get get drunk?



At those MTV Awards, Sandra Bullock planted a kiss on Scarlett Johanssen .  I guess Sandra figured she'd hit on Scarlett before Jesse James does.

Colleges all over are slashing prices for their summer courses in order to boost enrollment.  You know, in this country people will stand in line for hours at a Best Buy on Black Friday to get a good deal on a Nintendo Wii but you never see students camped out on the sidewalk in front of a college admissions office so they'll be first in line to get the doorbusters special on Metaphysics 101.

Last week,  Al and Tipper Gore announced their break up.  Now their daughter Karenna has split with her husband.  The Gores are really going green.  They want to get divorced on the 2 for 1 plan so they can reduce paperwork and save a tree.

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