Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

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The reviews are out and it's official.  Toy Story 3 deserves four stars.  General Stanley McChrystal does not.

Edith Shain has died at the age of 91.  In that famous Life magazine photo taken on VJ Day in 1945,  Edith was the young woman being kissed by a sailor in Times Square.  So what ever happened to the sailor?  Shortly after that picture was taken, he died from complications brought on by a sudden onset of mononucleosis.

You know, if you closely study that picture of Edith kissing the sailor in Times Square, you'll notice a double-parked Buick Roadmaster with smoke and flames shooting from the interior.

Pro Football Hall of Famer Lawrence Taylor has been indicted on third degree rape charges, stemming from that night he had sex with a 16-year old prostitute.  They're calling it third degree because Taylor kept interrogating the girl, attempting to find out who was her daddy.

This is one difference between the law and medicine. Criminally, third degree rape is not considered as bad as first degree rape.  Medically, if you have a third degree burn, the penetration is much deeper than a first degree burn. 


Roman Polanski sent Lawrence Taylor a postcard from Switzerland.  It said, "The weather is beautiful, bet you wish you were here". 

Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

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A man in Jacksonville, Florida was charged with burglary after authorities discovered his license plate at the scene of the crime.  It was a personalized plate that said: IMSTPD

Rush Limbaugh was married over the weekend.  This was his fourth marriage.  It was reflected in the vows.  Rush promised to "love, honor, and obey until divorce do us part."

Actually, aren't vows kind of meaningless when you're getting married for the fourth time?  Shouldn't you just read the Terms and Conditions? 

You can't take a fourth marriage seriously when the groom's best man is also his divorce lawyer.

Rush's new wife is 33 years old.  Rush says he's happy to be reaching that demographic.

When asked for a comment on Rush Limbaugh's fourth marriage, Larry King said, "Amateur!"

It's being reported that the oil spill in the Gulf is having a serious impact on wild life.  Who wants to party on a beach covered with tar balls? 




Well, Toy Story 3 will open this summer.  At first, I thought PeeWee Herman was in trouble when I heard the ad:  "Woody pops up in theaters again".




Phil Spector's wife, Rachelle, has released her new CD that was produced by her husband.  The CD is called Out of My Chelle.  The title was Rachelle's idea.  Phil was hoping to call it Out of My Cell.

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