Thursday, May 27, 2010

Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

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For years, Wendel Potter has brought his entertaining blend of humor, nostalgia, and American values to conventions, banquets, churches, and corporate functions.  If you would like to book Wendel to speak at your next event, contact him by email:  wendelspeaks@yahoo.com

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Willie Nelson has cut off his braids.  A celebrity hair cut hasn't caused this much of a stir since that episode of Bonanza when Hop Sing got his pigtail caught in the Cartwrights' Cuisinart.


According to Willie, he cut his hair because it was getting in his way.  He was mistaking his braids for hemp and trying to smoke them.


NASA's Atlantis program has come to an end.  The space shuttle has landed in Florida where it will be placed in a retirement community with a lot of other nice retired shuttles.


Federal forecasters are predicting a fierce hurricane season this year.  Up to 23 storms could hit the Gulf of Mexico.  They've already picked out a name for the first one:  Hurricane BP.


The house that inspired the book and movie, The Amityville Horror, is up for sale.  The asking price is 1.15 million dollars but they'll take a lower offer if you bring in a psychic who proves the house is still haunted.  That's what you call reaching a happy medium.

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