Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

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Wendel Potter has brought his entertaining blend of humor, nostalgia, and American values to conventions, banquets, churches, and corporate functions.  If you would like to book Wendel to speak at your next event, contact him by email:  wendelspeaks@yahoo.com

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On the Dancing With The Stars Finale, Kate Gosselin was lifted on wires and flew through the air.  Kate can fly but she's not like the airlines.  She never seems to lose the baggage she brings.



Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger and her partner Derek Hough were the winners.  But it's obvious that Nicole was already a professional dancer.  The idea is to make dancers out of celebrities who have never danced. Kate was hooked up to wires but Nicole came with strings attached.



Once again, North Korea is threatening action against South Korea and once again the United States is stepping in.  Oh yeah, like we know all about solving problems with bordering neighbors.



President Obama has ordered 1200 National Guard troops to help secure the U.S.-Mexico border.  
It's part of the president's new program called No Illegal Left Behind.





Lindsay Lohan was ordered by a judge to wear an alcohol monitoring ankle bracelet.  She's already figured out not to wear it on her hollow leg.



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