Monday, May 24, 2010

Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

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Wendel has brought his entertaining blend of humor, nostalgia, and American values to conventions, banquets, churches, and corporate functions.  If you would like to book Wendel to speak at your next event, contact him by email:  wendelspeaks@yahoo.com

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Sunday on Fox News, Sarah Palin suggested that President Obama's campaign ties to oil companies are preventing him from doing more to stop the oil spill in the Gulf.   Of course Fox News has done nothing to stop the hazardous spill they create every time Sarah Palin opens her mouth.


Bill Clinton's car was in an accident while en route to Yale University.  Apparently, his vehicle was rear ended when he suddenly hit the brakes because he forgot to supersize his order.




A college professor in New York is teaching Bob Dylan's lyrics as literature.  The class is called Dylan As A Second Language.



In Colorado, an 85-year old man has graduated from high school. He was drafted into the army during World War II while he was a junior and now he finally got his diploma.  See, if you just give it a little time, the No Child Left Behind program really works.


Tomorrow night, Kate Gosselin returns to dance again on the Dancing With The Stars finale.  Her partner, Tony Dovolani, has choreographed a three-legged dance.  He's going to dance with his  right foot while Kate dances with her two left feet.

 




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