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George W. Bush's memoir, Decision Points, will be out in November. The book focuses on the twelve toughest decisions made during Bush's presidency....and the points at which Dick Cheney made them.
The Health Minister of Brazil is urging people in his country to have more sex as a way of keeping their blood pressure down:
....Billboards are going up all over the country, featuring Larry the Cable Guy telling Brazilians to "Git 'er done!" (Actually, in Brazil, Larry says: "Lograr que se haga!")
....Tiger Woods heard about this and immediately entered the Rio deJaniero Open.
Speaking of our health, have you tried KFC's new Double Down Sandwich? It's made with two chicken breasts wrapped in two slices of bacon, with two slices of Pepper Jack cheese and "the colonel's special sauce". They say there's no room for a bun. I guarantee you, after you eat all that, you'll find the room to squeeze it between two buns.
The Health Minister of Brazil is urging people in his country to have more sex as a way of keeping their blood pressure down:
....Billboards are going up all over the country, featuring Larry the Cable Guy telling Brazilians to "Git 'er done!" (Actually, in Brazil, Larry says: "Lograr que se haga!")
....Tiger Woods heard about this and immediately entered the Rio deJaniero Open.
Speaking of our health, have you tried KFC's new Double Down Sandwich? It's made with two chicken breasts wrapped in two slices of bacon, with two slices of Pepper Jack cheese and "the colonel's special sauce". They say there's no room for a bun. I guarantee you, after you eat all that, you'll find the room to squeeze it between two buns.
CBS' 60 Minutes will air an interview with Conan O'Brien on Sunday evening. Conan's segment was scheduled to be the first of the three stories aired on the program, but he's now been bumped to third.
Hugh Hefner has donated a million dollars to save the famed Hollywood sign from being demolished. Actually, the sign is in such disrepair, Heffner's million is being used to buy three vowels.
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