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Kate Gosselin is ready to film Kate Plus Eight, her new reality series with her children. This time, there's a new wrinkle. At the end of each episode, after combining the votes of the judges with those of the viewers, the kid with the lowest score will be eliminated.
In Santa Clara County, California, officials have proposed a ban against Happy Meal toys. This is in an effort to get kids to eat healthier. Their thinking is that if there's no toy, a child won't want the burger and fries with all the salt and calories. Are these people idiots or what? Everyone knows that when kids open a Happy Meal, the toy is the first thing that goes in the mouth.
In Stamford, Connecticut, a man drove his car into a wall, went airborne and landed on the roof of an office. The driver told police his car would have stayed airborne except he thinks his engine picked up some stray volcanic ash.
Two Illinois lawmakers are asking that the National Guard be called in to stop all the violence in Chicago. It's a desperate measure, but the only other solution is for the Cubs to start winning and that's not going to happen anytime soon.
Remember the movie about crime fighting in Chicago in the 1930s...it was called The Untouchables? Well, Chicago has found a new breed of Untouchables: the guys the Bears ended up with in last week's NFL draft.
The NFL draft reinforces an odd philosophy for the top draft choices....if you work hard in college and give it your best, you can get a job with one of the worst teams in the league.
Oklahoma QB Sam Bradford went first in the draft. He was picked by the St. Louis Rams. Bradford will learn a valuable lesson from the Rams: Sunday is a day of rest.
The NFL pays out a lot of money to these guys who are drafted. But you know who the biggest winners are in the draft? Jewelry stores.
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