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Hello Friends and Happy Earth Day, or as it's known all over Europe, Ash Thursday.
Today marks the 40th anniversary of Earth Day, celebrating 40 years of this earth being run into the ground.
7-Eleven has introduced it's own brand of beer. It's called Game Day. They're selling it in the parking lot off the back of a pickup truck.
You can imagine what you get with 7-Eleven Beer. 7 parts beer, 11 parts runny ice cubes.
Medical research shows that tanning beds are addictive. Especially for the owner with the peephole in the wall.
The federal government is issuing a new $100 bill with features designed to thwart connterfeiters. In this economy, anyone in possession of a $100 bill should arouse suspicion.
Leonard Nimoy, Mr. Spock from Star Trek, is retiring from acting. When he announced it yesterday at a press conference, everyone's ears perked up.
The NFL has suspended Pittsburgh QB Ben Roethlisberger for six games of the upcoming season due to those accusations of sexual assault. It seems to me that a more likely punishment would be to suspend him from going to bars and nightclubs.
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