The Supreme Court voted 8-1 to strike down a federal law that makes it a crime to sell videos that depict animal cruelty. ABC is relieved. They were afraid they couldn't market any Dancing With The Stars dvds that showed Kate Gosselin's deer in the headlights look.
Well, it's official. Kate Gosselin has been eliminated from Dancing With The Stars. The other dancers paid tribute to her by observing a moment of awkward silence.
According to a USA Today interview, comedian Sarah Silverman says that she was a bedwetter. It really became a problem for Sarah. She once wet through a brand new mattress....and the furniture store made her pay for it.
A woman who had filed a lawsuit against illusionist David Copperfield claiming that he raped her has dropped the suit. In other words: Now you sue him, now you don't.
Massachusetts is using some of its Recovery Act money from the Federal Government to offer consumers up to $250 to trade in their old clunker appliances for new ones. Chicago has asked the state of Illinois if it can come up with a similar plan for the Cubs.
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About Me

- Wendel Potter
- My writing career took off in 1979 and it continues to roll. I've written comedy for Joan Rivers, Jay Leno, Rodney Dangerfield, and the Yakov Smirnoff Show. I was a weekly columnist for a Nebraska newspaper for 10 years. Several of my short stories have been published in a national magazine, Woman's World. This blog is a return to old columns dear to my heart and new essays that are currently ideas on a close horizon. I hope we can become friends.
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Today's Monologue Jokes by Wendel Potter
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