According to an article in USA Today, Florida is the deadliest state for walkers and cyclists. But that's only if they cross the path of a Toyota.
The price of chicken wings has risen so high that many bars and restaurants can't afford to put them on their menus. Instead, they may have to resort to serving real buffalo wings, but it's a little dangerous when you have to shoot them down and cut off their wings.
Jay Leno is back on the Tonight Show this week, where he will be doing his monologue jokes on the headlines of the day: a deadly earthquake, tsunami warnings, more devastating snowstorms in the Northeast, the suicide of Marie Osmond's son.....let's face it, Jay can't miss.
One thing Jay Leno can safely joke about tonight is the 2010 Winter Olympics...whoo, after two weeks someone at NBC can finally get some mileage out of the Olympics.
I heard that Jay will stop everything tonight at 12:05 to say to Conan O'Brien, "See, if you had played the game, you'd be coming on right now."
Sarah Palin is scheduled to be a guest on the Tonight Show this week. Sarah Palin is smart. She's already promoting her Tonight Show spot by doing a Late Show commercial with David Letterman and Oprah.
About Me
- Wendel Potter
- My writing career took off in 1979 and it continues to roll. I've written comedy for Joan Rivers, Jay Leno, Rodney Dangerfield, and the Yakov Smirnoff Show. I was a weekly columnist for a Nebraska newspaper for 10 years. Several of my short stories have been published in a national magazine, Woman's World. This blog is a return to old columns dear to my heart and new essays that are currently ideas on a close horizon. I hope we can become friends.
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