Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

According to a USA Today poll, 55% say that Toyota has been too slow to act.  Obviously they weren't talking about the car.
 

Demand and climate change are two factors that are reducing supplies of coffee beans.  That's right, coffee may soon be in short supply. So who needs coffee?  Worrying about where your next cup is going to come from will keep you up at night.


More states are looking to ban credit checks on job applicants.  Gee, do you think that might be a step in the right direction...giving a job to someone with bad credit so they can finally pay their bills?


George Bush spoke Saturday at a religious school banquet in Fort Worth.  Talking about his faith, he said, "I don't see how I could be president without prayer".  My faith was certainly questioned..  Those were eight long years where my prayers weren't answered at all.


80-year old Apollo 11 astronaut Buzz Aldrin will be a contestant this season on Dancing With The Stars.  Buzz nearly didn't make the cut.  The show is meant for celebrities who are amateur dancers and Buzz Aldrin's application said "professional moonwalker".

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